What is up Fools

pillsburysoyboy:

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putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

quequeishere:

the you that was and the you that is walk into a bar

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vinnie-cha:

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they got it figured out

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insuredgecko:

insuredgecko:

Seeing a cardinal on a snow-covered pine tree is like you are exactly where you’re supposed to be little buddy keep it up

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[ID: A photo of a male cardinal sitting on a tree branch. The tree is covered in snow. End ID.]

this is EXACTLY where this animal goes

tathrin:

ohevoyev:

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

spinosaurusenjoyer:

icryyoumercy:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

piratepolls:

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no, they actually do mean kites

as in, a loooooooooong piece of steel cable with the sail at the end of it

of course it’s ~basically a sailing ship~ but you can’t stick masts on a container ship, that is a disaster waiting to happen for so many reasons

you’d only really get one point to anchor the mast, and that is right where it meets the deck, the containers get it the way of any ropes you might wish to use further up

you’d have to build entirely new container ships or some sort of … mast container frame to account for the fact that the ships are built to exactly fit the containers, and sticking a mast in the middle of it will mess with that entire system by not being the size of a container

loading and unloading around the masts is going to be hell for the crane drivers and there will be damage to everything given the speed they usually work with, so every harbor will hate you if their cranes even have the height to work around the masts

and if you still decide to stick masts on a container ship, they won’t be easily and quickly removeable, so you have to recertify and reclassify the entire ship, and it’s going to take ages and ages to do properly, and they’ll have to figure out how to do it so it’s either expensive as fuck or they may refuse entirely. a steel cable on a winch is by definition removeable (that is, uh, uprollable?) so you don’t have to deal with any of this nonsense. hell, if you calculate the pre-determined breaking point properly, it’ll even fail safely

this isn’t ~ooooooooooh we invented sails! we’re the smartest~

this is “hey, we finally figured out how to do this tried and tested thing in a way that works with the circumstances we’re working under”. it’s a good thing, even if it is presented badly

Thank-you for that info ^ because this is very heartening then. Transport really is so awful rn in what it’s doing to our atmosphere. Looked this up and this is actually a really neat prospect for the planet if it gets implemented.

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oh that is very cool actually!! i fully retract my reactionary bullshit meme in favor of the new information, thank you :D

theunfairfolk:

theunfairfolk:

theunfairfolk:

theunfairfolk:

The minotaur was a prince.

Do you ever think about how we’ll never know if the minotaur could’ve learned to speak? To communicate in any way? What kind of a life could he have lived if he wasn’t torn away from his mother and tossed into a prison for the crime of being born? Do you think of the stories that describe the infant as “ferocious” as if that excuses what was done to him?

Do you think about how the only names we know him by are ones taken from his jailer, the man who locked up a child and sent countless others to their doom? At the very worst he was a pawn caught up in the crossfire of an angry god and a foolish king. But truly he was just hurt. Abused. Neglected.

The prince of a kingdom that feared and reviled him.

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“but he eats people!” yeah. good.

about the “he eats people!” thing, i wonder…are they feeding him otherwise?? why bother when u can instead use him as a weapon of fear against the people youve conquered

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

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goreyreality:

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Hideaway

poondragoon:

bogleech:

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.

Laugh track.

studemont:
“How do you feel?
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studemont:

How do you feel?